It’s Tuesday again.
It’s always Tuesday now.
In hindsight, we’ll probably say this was mild as far as apocalypses go. It’s bad, sure, but have you seen movies?
I get why the government passed the Tuesday Everyday Act, and it’s not because it’s the best day. No. It’s the worst.
Think about it. Mondays are full of hope, a fresh start. Wednesdays are balanced, mid-week, the ladder up the slide into the weekend. Thursday’s the slide. Friday kicks off the weekend. Saturday is the day for fun and renewal. And Sunday, a day of rest.
Tuesday’s dull and bland, the shine of Monday worn, the naked darkness of the future ahead, bottom of the ladder.
So, It makes perfect sense.
Oh, sorry! I was muted. I was just saying…